http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/AmericanFamily/story?id=1653069&page=1

"Women should only have one child. If you have one, you can keep up in the workplace, but two makes it difficult" ...

"One of the things I've done working on my book is to read a lot of the diaries online, and their description of their lives does not sound particularly interesting or fulfilling for a complicated person, for a complicated, educated person."

"I think it's a mistake for these highly educated and capable women to make that choice [to stay home]," said law professor and working mom Linda Hirshman. "I am saying an educated, competent adult's place is in the office."

Women, learn your place! Stop letting children deprive you from the joy of cubicle land! The rat race needs you! If you must have children, just have one. And stop making your own choices, dammit. They make you boring.